Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


(via heart)


luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

(via virtualbutts)


wednesdayxaddams:

Cute girl seeks someone with a huge bathtub. No touching or talking, but you can supply me with Lush products and sit in your house quietly while I take baths. Serious inquiries only.

(via laughteristhebestmedisine)



eh whatever it’ll be fine
me right before making a horrible decision (via meloetta)

(via liamheaux)


caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

image

(via theloudestlibrarian)



(via ugly)